John Philip Johnson
Poet & Confidant
- I will not stalk you.
- When I am visiting, I will not look in your "personal" drawers.
- I will not read your mail.
- If I discover your passwords, they are safe with me.
- I will not use any X-Ray vision or telepathic device against you.
- I will not try to pass myself off as you.
- If you don't return three or four emails, I will get the hint. (Except for Corky.)
- If I use you as a character, I will change the name, and then deny it by stating any
resemblance to any characters living or dead is purely coincdental.
- I will not think badly of you, unless you do something really heinous, then I might.
Hey, did you Email me yet?
Do you have a JUICY BRAIN? Think, think, think, how could you find my ZOMBIE page?